The Ancient Conspiracy of Illuminated Bavarian Seers presents:

[[[[[[[[[ YOUR HANDY-DANDY GUIDE TO /CLASSIC!!! ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

(c) 1995 Handy-Dandy Guides, Inc.  (a division of Beatrice)

Hi.  This is Blue Devil.  What's up?  Oh, really?  With a FORK?!?!?
Wow!  Well, anyway, enough small chat.  Wired Child (you know him
on TCE! as "wired child") and I were discussing the /Classic forum
the other week and he was lamenting the fact that his muse seems
to have taken the Intergalactic Sublight Greyhound to Alpha Ceti
and thus his /Classic contributions have died off lately.  He did
not think he still had a lead anymore (he was wrong).  

Since wC and my most humble self own roughly 2/3rds of the posts
in /Classic, we felt we had suitable clout to institute a 
scoring system.   It was decided that each individual CONTRIBUTION
would be counted, with multi-post contributions all going to 
/Classic at once only counting once.  This means multi-posts such
as Full Mutie Jacket or TCE! Power Ratings or McDoc's mammoth
saga would count once.   However, any posts that are considered 
separately for enshrinement (such as the TCE! Island series) each
count as one contribution.  And yes, I am aware I am the only
user that this helps - number one it was wC's idea, not mine, and
number two nyah, nyah, nyah!

Since I am just pathetic and compulsive enough to do so, I listed all 
the stuff in /Classic and compiled a list of contributions-to-date.
I also do so because /Classic has just reached 50 posts.

I see looking over this list that very few major events on TCE!
have escaped enshrinement in /Classic.  When a major argument or
occurence, ummm, err...occurs, then someone enivitably is inspired
to immortalize it in some fashion.  Anyway, without further ado,
here is the listing, in order of prolificity (if that is a word):

Wired Child:                  Posts
1) The Bleeding Edge            2
2) TCE! Databank                5
3) TCE 20th Anniversary         1
4) Sing me the Soft Thusly      1
5) THE BOARD                    2
6) TCE! Power Ratings           6
7) Happy Birthday               1
                     TOTAL:    18 (7 contributions)

Blue Devil:
1) TCE! Databank                2
2) Completely Different         1
3) Full Mutie Jacket            2
4) TCE! Island Pilot            1
5) TCE!: The Gathering          3
6) Pressure (COS-MO!)           1
7) TCE Island: Darkseed         1
8) Editing Mode                 1
9) Counters                     1
A) This just in...              1
B) Today's Lesson: Genesis      1
                    TOTAL:     15 (11 contributions)

McDoc:
1) The Wolfpack Saga (Day x)    9
                    TOTAL:      9 (1 contribution)

Cosmo:
1) Cosmo's Dilemma              1
2) Thespianic Social Organisms  1 
3) Macbethian Rapsody           1
                     TOTAL:     3 (3 contributions)

Falcon:
1) TCE! 20th Anniversary        2 (1 contribution)

Macbeth
1) Apology to Cosmo             1 (1 contribution)

Dark Shadow
1) Editing Mode                 1 (1 contribution)

Autox
1) Introduction                 1 (1 contribution)

                 GRAND TOTAL:  50 (26 contributions)

Undoubtedly this list will soon change (most likely when Archangel                   
finishes his /Classic-destined Internet piece), but this should
do for now.  Until then, toodles!

]:-)
(not a division of anything, but a product of cell-division...)