Date: Friday, January 6, 1995  10:31am                         Forum: Classic
From: Blue Devil                                                 Msg#: 225146
  To: ** ALL **
  Re: to the tune of "Pressure"...
      (Copy by Cosmo)                                               (1 reply)

With apologies to Billy Joel

You have to learn to pace yourself
     (COSmo duhn DUHN)
You're just like everyjuvie else
     (COSmo duhn DUHN)
You've had a forum-run so far, So good
But you will come to a place
Where the only thing you feel
are loaded words in your face
And you'll have to deal with
Cosmo!
(da duh da duh da duh da duh duh duh duh det da duh da duh)
(da duh da duh da duh da duh duh duh duh det da duh da duh)
Cosmo!
(da duh da duh da duh da duh)
(duh duh duh det da duh da duh)

You used to call me paranoid
    (COSmo duhn DUHN)
But even you cannot avoid
Cosmo! (duhn DUHN)
You turned a board bug into your crusade
Now here you are with your case
and your broken promises
You have no words on your face
and you cannot handle
Cosmo!
(da duh da duh da duh da duh duh duh duh det da duh da duh)
(da duh da duh da duh da duh duh duh duh det da duh da duh)
Cosmo!
(da duh da duh da duh da duh duh duh duh det da duh da duh)
(da duh da duh da duh da duh duh duh duh det da duh da duh)

All logged on and no place to go
Dup 1, Dup 2, What do you know?
All your life is games on the screen,
Autox is nice,
Wired child is mean.
(da da duh duh da da duh duh da da)
(duh duh duh da da duh duh duh duh da da)
(da da duh duh da da duh duh da da)
(duh duh duh da da)
COSMO! (duhn DUHN)

Don't ask for help, you're all alone
   (COSmo duhn DUHN)
You'll have to answer to your own
   (COSmo duhn DUHN)
I'm sure you have some cosmic rationale
But here you are in the night,
Juvies off and Wolfpack on,
Nowhere to look but online
Where we all respond to
Cosmo!
(da duh da duh da duh da duh)
(duh duh duh det da duh da duh)
Cosmo!
(da duh da duh da duh da duh)
(duh duh duh det da duh da duh)

(ding dung ding dung ding ding ding ding)
(ding dung ding dung ding ding ding ding)
All your life is Wired Magazine
I read it too
Wired Child is mean.
(da da duh duh da da duh duh da da)
(duh duh duh da da duh duh duh duh da da)
(da da duh duh da da duh duh da da)
I'll tell you why he's mean....
COSMO! (duhn DUHN)

I'm sure you have some cosmic rationale
But here you are with your case
and your broken promises
You have no words on your face
and you cannot handle
Cosmo!
(da duh da duh da duh da duh duh duh duh det da duh da duh)
(da duh da duh da duh da duh duh duh duh det da duh da duh)
Cosmo!
(da duh da duh da duh da duh duh duh duh det da duh da duh)
(da duh da duh da duh da duh duh duh duh det da duh da duh)
Oooooooooh Cosmo!
(da duh da duh da duh da duh duh duh duh det da duh da duh)
(da duh da duh da duh da duh duh duh duh det da duh da duh)
One, two, three, four
COSMO!