1:1  In the beginning Autox created the board and its menus.
1:2  And the board was without form, and void; and darkness was 
     on the menus of the system.  And the spirit of Dio moved upon 
     the forums of the board.
1:3  And Dio said, Let there be /Lyceum; and there was /Lyceum.
1:4  And Dio saw the /Lyceum, that it was good, and Dio divided the
     /Lyceum from the darkness.
1:5  And Dio invited authors, and every living user that moveth which
     the lines brought forth abundantly, and dio saw that it was good.
1:6  And Dio blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and 
     fill the forum with posts, and let foul multiply in /Warfield.
1:7  And to every user of the board, and to every foul of the pack,
     and to every thing that creepeth upon the lines, wherein there
     is life, I have given this forum for posting; and it was so.
1:8  And Dio saw everything he had made, and behold, it was very 
     good.  And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

2:1  And the LORD Dio took the users, and put them into the forum 
     of /Lyceum to post into it and keep it.
2:2  And the LORD Dio commanded the users, saying, Of every type
     of message thou mayest freely post.
2:3  But of the type of forum-op criticism , thou shalt not post of 
     it; for in the day that thou posteth thereof thou shalt surely die.
2:4  And thy posts shall have substance, for an opinion rendered 
     without thought is an abomination unto my sight.
2:5  And Calquendi and Cosmo and Wired Child did post upon the forum,
     and their messages had meaning, and Dio saw that it was good.
2:6  And there came other users; Lost Merlinus, Mercy, and The Faerie
     Queen, and they were fruitful, and Dio saw that it was pretty good.
2:7  And they were all naked, the users, and they were not ashamed.


3:1  Now the serpent was more subtle than any user of the forum which
     the LORD Dio had made.  And he said unto the users, Yea, hath
     Dio said, Ye shall not post of every type of message?
3:2  And the users said unto the serpent, We may post of the messages
     of all words of all genres:
3:3  But the words of the type which is in the midst of the forum, Dio
     hath said, Ye shall not post of it, lest ye die.
3:4  And the serpent said unto the users, Ye shall not surely die:
3:5  For Dio doth know that in the day ye post thereof, then your eyes
     shall be opened, and ye shall be as Ops, knowing good and evil.
3:6  And when the users saw that the type was good for posting, they
     took of the words thereof, and did post.
3:7  And the LORD Dio said unto the users, What is this that thou
     has done?  And the users said, The serpent beguiled me, and I 
     did post.  And who the hell are thou, anyway?
3:8  Unto the users he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the
     voice of the serpent, and posteth of type of which I commanded 
     thee, saying, Thou shalt not post of it; cursed is the board for 
     thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou post of it all the days of thy life;
3:9  So he drove out the users; and he placed at the end of the forum 
     of /Lyceum Cherubims, and a flaming post which turned every way,
     to keep the way of the posts of life.