If you don't listen to KDRE, this will make no sense to ya... and quite frankly, if you DON'T, you're not cool enough for me to care. ---------------------------------------------------------------- ....hey and that was Jenny and the Snap Rats with "Free Love Potatoe". And now we pause for messages from our sponsors... ----------------------------------------------------------------- For the next sixty seconds, you will hear a tone every time a user is paged to play DOOM. Ever since TCE put up the Game Connection, users such as Diogenes have been annoyed and frustrated by frequent request to play DOOM. ** Rayden logging onto TCE! on line 19! What can you do about this? The answer is simple. You can. DANGIT! /flatline Rayden ** Rayden has logged off EKG! There, that's better. Anyway, you can register to play DOOM in the Game Connection , and anyone who wants to play with you can see this. And if anyone asks you to play DOOM, feel free to publically humiliate them. This message sponsored by the Doom Users Modem Base (D.U.M.B). ------------------------------------------------------------------ Hi, this is Eric and Buzz. We'll be making rude noises and talking in the middle of your favories songs, but first some more messages... ------------------------------------------------------------------- "A restless wind is sweeping across the globe. Every day, people are" "HARRASSED" "sUsPeNdEd" "ex-e-CUT-ed!" "simply for expressing their basic rights to play DOOM." "fer merely wantin' others ta play wid dem" "But there is an organization that fights the users that persecute innocent Doom players" "und organizhashun zat vill prrrotect ush vrum harasshmint" "it's called Doomnesty International. And you can join today" "by-buh call-buh-ing-buh Six six-buh three-buh EDGE-buh" "oh-say all-cay oday-tay. ou-yay an-cay eally-ray ake-may a-yay ifference-day" -------------------------------------------------------------------- If you were in Dublin in 1978, you were on the Cutting Edge of a rock phenomenon. And even if you weren't, you're probably sick of hearing this tired crap about U2 for the eighteenth time.... so if you want to be on the REAL Cutting Edge, call the Cutting Edge BBS at 663-3343! --------------------------------------------------------------------- "You know, it's really amazing what you can find in the Nynex Yellow Pages. Today, we're talking to Bobby Joe "41 Chromosomes" Pewtupper, who holds the record for consecutive hours of Doom Deathmatch play at 73." "Yup." "So, Bobby, heh heh, you're a real loser, huh?" "I don't like you, phone-book boy. Die." <<<<>>>>> <<<>>>>> "Yup. Ye kin rilly find uvrythang in dem yeller pages. Even mil'tary supply stahrs." ------------------------------------------------------------------- And hey, it's time now for DRE's "Flashback Lunch Break". So turn your radio over to 105.1 for an hour NOWWWWWWWW! -------------------------------------------------------------------- "Ye-llo!" "Uh....I'm here to talk to Id?" "Oh, Id's not here right now. I can help you." "Is this 1-900-GET-DOOM?" "Yup. Hold on a second, I'll get the game." "Okay, here goes...." "Umm...this the little byte of Doom II in the paper?" "Oh, I'm sorry, that was a misprint, it should have said the little BITE of Doom, too. Sure sounds good, huh?" "Ummm...I'm supposed to sit here and listen to you eat a DOOM game?" "Well it is the pre-release version of DOOM II. Doesn't even come out in stores until the tenth. Mighty good!" "I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm gonna ...okay, what are you wearing?" "A shriner cap and tights" "Okay. Describe the Doom game again..." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi, this is GoM. I purchased air time on KDRE to let everyone know NOT to call the Edge at 663-3343. They are MEAN there, and they don't play mutants right. So nyah, don't call them. Oh, and Blackthorne and Chastity's real names are Ch ---------------------------------------------------------------------- <<>> <>>...and this week's "Shriek of the Week" goes to the NAUGHTY GIF OF ISABOE!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "We were home for a quiet weekend. Jay and I got all the usual stuff. You know, a few bags of pork rinds, a few trackballs, a case or two of Mad Dog." "We had the whole day planned out for a big game of network doom. Man, was it gonna be fun!" "I loaded up the feedbags and we set little Timmy up on his laptop." "The action on the first few levels was going fast, and so was the Mad Dog. I was really flying." "All of a sudden green fire came flying at us. I must not have been paying attention when that Baron of Hell came around the corner" "I grabbed Timmy's mouse and moved us out of the way. But I couldn't find Jay...I couldn't find Jay..." "I'm really sorry. I wish I had another chance" Remember, DON'T NETDOOM DRUNK... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hey, I'm not dead yet. And it's REALLY amazing what you can find in the Nynex yellow pa-" <<<<<>>>>>> "STAY down this time, phone-book boy!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ]:-)