The Hoaxer
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  (again, with apologies to S&G)

I am just a poor thief
  and the users think me cold
I have squandered all their trusting
  for two hundred million credits
  and some dup accounts
It was a jest!
Still the base hears what it wants to hear
  and disregards the rest

Mmmm-mmm-mmmmmm  mmmmmm  mmmm-mm-mmm-mmmm mmmmmm

When I logged back on to TCE
  I was no more than a goy
In the company of anger
  In the quiet of a Trade Wars dead-end
     runnin' scared....
     layin' low,
Seeking out the higher cc's
  where the Wolfpack didn't go
  looking for the channels only juvies know

Lie lie lie, lie lielielie lie lielie
Lie lie lie, lie lie LIE lie lielielie
lielielielielie......

Asking only for forgiveness
  I come back before the mob
    but I get no solace
  Just attacks from Cos and Blackthorne
    and some posts that say
      "Who gives a damn?"
  There were times when I was so lonesome
    I hot-chatted with Lamb

Oh my Godgodgodgodgodgod

[depressing brass solo MIDI solo by Cosmo]

Now I'm laying out apologies
  and wishing this board was
    still my home
  That the sysops and the users
     would believe in me
  Believe in meeeee-eeeeeeee
    still my home

In the forums sits a hoaxer
  ANSI Artist is his trade
  and he carries the reminder
     of every post that called him low
     or flamed him
     'till he cried out
       in his anger and his shame
  "I am grieving, I am leaving"
     but he comes back just the same

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

[cool guitar stuff]

Lie lie lie, lielielielie lielielie
Lie lie lie, lielie LIE lie lielielie
lielielielielie...
Lie lie lie, lielielielie lielielie
Lie lie lie, lielie LIE lie lielielie
lielielielielie...
[etc, etc]