Date: Friday, November 18, 1994  7:18pm                        Forum: Classic
From: Cosmo                                                      Msg#: 178150
  To: ** ALL **
  Re: Macbethian Rhapsody?
      (Fw by Autox, Fw by Cosmo)                                  (2 replies)

                               MACBETHIAN RHAPSODY
         a hit song by QUEEN *before* it got edited for final production



COSMO (to AUTOX): "I see a little silhouetto of a Fraud.."
AUTOX: "CreditSCAM! CreditSCAM! Can you say `Suspension'?"

USERBASE: "Thunderbolts and Lightning!  Very, very frightening!  Eeee!"

BLUE DEVIL (soprano voce): "Galileo!"
WIRED CHILD (basso voce): "Galileo!"
BLUE DEVIL (soprano voce): "Galileo!"
WIRED CHILD (basso voce): "Galileo!"
BLUE DEVIL & WIRED CHILD: "Galileo, Isaboe..."

ISABOE: ?!?!?!?!?

USERBASE: "Magnifico-o-o-o..."

MACBETH: "I'm just a poor Juve, nobody loves me..."
JUVEBASE: "He is just a poor Juve user on TCE!  Spare him his life from
           from His Cosmosity!"

<piano>: dunh-di-dunh-di-dunh-di-dunh...

MACBETH: "Easy come, easy go. Will you let me go?"
ADMIN: "Ishmael!  Ach, NOOO!  We will not let you go!"
JUVEBASE: "Let him go!"
ADMIN: "Ishmael!  Ach, NOOO!  We will not let you go!"
JUVEBASE: "Let him go!"
ADMIN: "Ishmael! Ach..."
WOLFPACK: "...will not let you go!  We will not let you go!  We will not
           let you go!..."

USERBASE: "Magnifico-o-o-o..."
WOLFPACK: "..no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO!"

KNIGHTSTALKER: "Oh, Mama Mia, Mama Mia!"
MACBETH: "Mama Mia!  Let me go!"

JUVEBASE: "The CoSysop has a Jail Cell put aside for me-e-e, for me-e-e,
           for MEEEEEE...."

<Crazy Ole Cat Lady leaps onstage wearing garb that would make Wendy O.
Willams blush with shame, playing an earsplitting, headbanging guitar
solo.  Wayne and Garth in background, throwing hair around.  COCL
finishes up by smashing her $2000 Les Paul Classic into a $3000 amp and
throwing dead kittens into the audience.>

MACBETH <final solo>: "Nothing really matters.  Anyone can see.  Nothing
                       really matters... NOTHING really matters....
                       to meeeeeee....."




Cosmo (...any way the wind blows....)