snider.net, snider.net, gets whatever a snider gets,
Surfs a web - any size, cooks up plans - just like fries
Hey there, there goes the snider.net

are they strong?  Listen, bud. they've got money like pigs got mud
are you hanging - from a thread?  Take a look - overhead
hey there, there goes the snider.net

when your net is choked - with a 50k line
like a mafia hit - they arrive, just in time!

snider.net, snider.net, friendly neighborhood snider.net
whiny posts?  they're ignored
power is their reward

to them - life is a big pinata
but when you're broke you gotta
look for the snider.neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt!!!!
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 þ SLMR 2.1 þ You say you were bit by a radioactive WHAT?!?!?!