Date: Saturday, January 7, 1995  10:12pm                       Forum: Classic
From: Cosmo                                                      Msg#: 231802
  To: ** ALL **
  Re: Thespianic Social Organisms....
      (Copy by Autox, Fw by Cosmo, Fw by Cosmo, Reply to #2264*)

SCRIPT: Another Juve in the Hall, Act XXVII

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<spotlight on Blue Devil dressed in drag>

BLUE DEVIL: "Good MORning, Tox, your Honor!!  The Pack will plainly show
            the User who now stands before you... was caught red-handed
            stealing CREDITS!!!  Stealing CREDITS in a most insidious
            method...  this will NOT do!"

<AUTOX, looming in the Shadows>

AUTOX <from offstage>: "Call the CoSysop!"

<Cosmo, lowered on strings like a puppet; wearing a tattered tux>

COSMO: "I *always* said he'd come to no good in the end, your Honor!  If
       they'd let me have my way, I'd badger him into shape!  But my
       hands were tied!  Those whiney liberal users let him GET AWAY
       WITH MURDER!  Let me delete him, today..."

MACBETH <insincerely forlorn>: "Guilty...  off to the gallows, I am
                               guilty..."

AUTOX <offstage>: "Call the Defendant's Patron Diety.."

DIOGENES <scowling>: "You little shit, you're in it!  Now I hope they
                     throw away the key!  You shoulda followed me more
                     closer than you did, but NO!!  You had to go your
                     own way! Have you stolen any 900 codes lately?
                     Just five minutes, Tox, your Honor, him, and me,
                     alone..."

WILDFIRE <screaming in from stage right, clothes on fire, leaving a
         contrail>:

         "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
         Come to Freshy, BA-by, lemme hold you in my arms!!  Tox, I
         never wanted him to get in any trouble!  Why'd he ever have to
         leave me?!?!?  Tox, your Honor...  let me take him home..."

CHORUS:  "Guilty....  locked up in shackles, he is guilty...."

Stage darkens, three spots on Autox dressed in black robes, with wig and
gavel:

AUTOX: "The Evidence before the Court is incontrovertible; there's no
        need for the Jury to retire!  In all my years of judging, I have
        never heard before of someone more deserving of the full penalty
        of the law!  The way you made them suffer, your redundant
        girlfriend and others, fills me with the urge to defecate!..."

OTHERS: "No, Tox! NO!"

AUTOX: "Since, my friend, your regret is insincere...  I sentence you to
       be exposed before your peers!  TEAR DOWN THE HALL!


<large explosions that demolish the set and fill the theatre with flames
and choking fumes>

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