While travelling between summonings with my Archangel companion,
I noted a passing strangeness from this puny plane.  On further
exploration, to my surprise, I found a disturbance indicating 
someone was speaking ill of the Chosen here.

As Demigods are always fain to seek out new worshippers and stamp
out heresy, I travelled here amongst you to discover the source
of this disturbance.  Imagine my disbelief when I found two 
fledgling mages arguing about whether some naval vessel, of
wood and iron formed, could defeat ME in combat!

Although I should merely destroy this plane and all in it, it 
amuses me to humor these mages and give them their battle.  I  
offer my services to this child made of wire when and if he and
the one who claims to be a universe unto himself decide to 
settle their battle.

So work diligently, universe-claimant, and complete your vessel
HMS Victory.  But do not become too attached to it, for it shall
soon be destroyed.  When you have finished your labor, I will 
await it on the field of battle.  

Then we will see how well this so-called "man of war" accounts 
itself when confronted with a GOD of war.

Torin Incarnate